Our Products

Our Main Product Line

Our most popular product is a line of 100% organic, cuddly, fluffy Teddy Bears that children of all ages fall in love with.

Fun Fact: Did you know that Teddy Bears are named after our illustrious president, Theodore Roosevelt?

By-Products of Producing Teddy Bears

For each 100% Organic Teddy Bear that comes off our production line, the following by-products are created;

• 1 gallon of DDT
• 1.5 quarts of PCBs
• 100 cubic feet of carbon monoxide
• 2 oz of highly radioactive cat hair
• 2 shot glasses of botulinum toxin
• 6 oz of fine asbestos powder

Note: The company referenced in this site, "Major Industries" is fictitious, and is not meant to represent any company, public or private, now, in the past or future.